Thursday, May 13, 2010

Which Side of the Fence

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

1 comment:

  1. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    Mark Foley
    Ted Haggard
    Larry Craig
    Bob Allen
    Glenn Murphy Jr.
    State Sen. Roy Ashburn

    Not to mention, the just cheat on your wife with a hooker/mistress hypocrites. I don't think liberals are any holier but It is just plain silly to make such a ridiculous claim

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